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Premium Wiener

$10.00 USD

Sorry, did someone say hot dog eating contest?

That Wiener is a hilariously cheeky 3D greeting card for when their personality is tops, but their pocket meat makes you weak. The front cover features ketchup and mustard adorably drawing the shape of a heart with a message reading, “I love your personality but…” The message completes inside, reading “that wiener is something else.” Sealing the deal on this dirty little penis pun, a hot dog in a basket pops up, dripping with condiments. Whether you’re looking for a big laugh or a quick strip-me-n-dick-me, you can’t go wrong with this 3D greeting card.

If you like how his hog hits your buns, add to cart.

Perfect Occasions: Dirty penis-themed cards for boyfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband, adult 3D greeting cards for couples, cheeky gag gifts for spouse, offensive birthday cards for him, and more.

What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • Front cover: Heart with text, “I love your personality but…”
  • Inside of card: Pop up hot dog with text, “that wiener is something else”