WHEN WILL MY ORDER ARRIVE?
Like a reputable sex worker, we deliver as quickly as possible. Of course, that depends on the type of shipping you selected at checkout.
Orders placed before 3:00pm EST Mon-Fri will be shipped the same day. Otherwise, we’ll prep and send your order the following business day. That means orders placed on the weekend will be shipped on Monday.
If you still need to do the math because you’re a real last-minute Lucy, see below. Keep in mind the time you placed your order.
For U.S Shipping Addresses
Estimated Delivery Date
9 Business Days Or Less
4 Business Days
1 Day Shipping
1 Business Day
*Unfortunately, we can’t guarantee a specific delivery date with our free shipping option, as it is sent via USPS First Class Mail. At the same time, we do know it usually takes 7 business days or less for your order to arrive.
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO MAIL THE CARD?
Typically we’d just tell you to slap 2 stamps on that bad boy and ship away, but it does vary. On average, it only costs about $0.85 per card. It depends on where you’re shipping to and from.
Our envelope, with a pop up card inside, is 5” x 7” and weighs 3oz.
For a more exact quote, we recommend using USPS’s Postage Price Calculator.
I HAVE A GREAT CARD IDEA, NOW WHAT?
If your idea gives our team that big-eyed “ooooohhhhh”, we’re down to work hand in hand to make your idea a reality! This is one of the more exciting parts of what we do. Honestly.
If you have a great card idea and questionable morals, email us directly at firstname.lastname@example.org.
HOW ARE CANCELLATIONS AND REFUNDS HANDLED?
We check every order before it goes out, but if we drop the ball, we’ll fix it.
I HAVE A QUESTION THAT ISN’T COVERED HERE.
If it’s about that sex dream and your wet sheets, please stop emailing.
Other than that, ask away. Send us an email at email@example.com.
We’d love to hear from you and we’ll do our best to respond quickly.