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Grow Old Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future.
For Valentine’s Day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3D greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “Grow Old” card puts the naked truth about aging bush, butts and nuts on display. Who knew time and gravity could be so yum? As your better half opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll be touched by an elderly couple’s low-hanging, pop up private parts. Technically, your future private parts.
So, get a proper laugh out of your partner by showing them you don’t care if wrinkly nuts drag or milk bags sag. You’re ridin’ this wave to the grave.
Perfect Occasions:
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband or wife, hilarious birthday cards for best friends of opposite sex, cheeky adult greeting cards for couples or friends with good sense of humor, and more.
What’s Inside:
- Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
- Backside of old, naked couple on front cover
- Inside of card has full nude, elderly couple
Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
| Legend has it that a clean beaver always gets the best wood… It’s time to channel those animalistic instincts and show your lover a dam good night by doin’ it like they do on the Discovery Channel. The front cover suggests that these ravenous rodents dig a midnight romp, so we suggest hibernating before heyday because, well… her lady pond ain’t gonna fill itself. As your lover opens this cheeky pop-up card, they’ll be pleasantly beaved by a couple of mammals ready to Marvin Gaye their way to extinction. With tail so enticing, the sun won’t be the only thing that rises in the morning… Perfect Occasions: Dirty Anniversary cards for husband or wife, funny 3D greeting card for boyfriend or girlfriend, best pop-up cards for lovers, partner or spouse, dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, mature 3D greeting cards for lovers, and more… What’s Inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) Front cover: Beavers swimming with text, “Beavers are active mainly at night” Inside of card: 3D beaver with “Get ready for a dam good evening” text |
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