This is an awesome card. Going to give it to my husband for our anniversary. I assume it will render him speechless.😄
MY BOYFRIEND WOULDNT PUT IT DOWN FOR DAYS.
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Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future.
For Valentine’s Day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3D greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “Grow Old” card puts the naked truth about aging bush, butts and nuts on display. Who knew time and gravity could be so yum? As your better half opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll be touched by an elderly couple’s low-hanging, pop up private parts. Technically, your future private parts.
So, get a proper laugh out of your partner by showing them you don’t care if wrinkly nuts drag or milk bags sag. You’re ridin’ this wave to the grave.
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|Legend has it that a clean beaver always gets the best wood…
It’s time to channel those animalistic instincts and show your lover a dam good night by doin’ it like they do on the Discovery Channel. The front cover suggests that these ravenous rodents dig a midnight romp, so we suggest hibernating before heyday because, well… her lady pond ain’t gonna fill itself. As your lover opens this cheeky pop-up card, they’ll be pleasantly beaved by a couple of mammals ready to Marvin Gaye their way to extinction.
With tail so enticing, the sun won’t be the only thing that rises in the morning…
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Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Beavers swimming with text, “Beavers are active mainly at night”
Inside of card: 3D beaver with “Get ready for a dam good evening” text
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Whether you laugh with ‘em or laugh at ‘em, it’s best to be offensive together.