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This cat needs a diapurr right meow.
Our hiss-terical pop up birthday card, Purrfect Day, is a cat lover’s weirdest dream come true. The front cover features a doe-eyed puss marginally interested in celebrating yet another birthday. It reads, “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.” The inside of the card continues, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!” This is where an enthusiastic 3D feline shows love the only way it knows how—by lifting tail and showing off its a**hole. Cat people know. Get a big laugh with this hilariously offensive birthday card.
9 out of 10 agree: It’s better to clean up confetti farts than tug clumpy rubber bands out their back door.
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Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future.
For Valentine’s Day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3D greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “Grow Old” card puts the naked truth about aging bush, butts and nuts on display. Who knew time and gravity could be so yum? As your better half opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll be touched by an elderly couple’s low-hanging, pop up private parts. Technically, your future private parts.
So, get a proper laugh out of your partner by showing them you don’t care if wrinkly nuts drag or milk bags sag. You’re ridin’ this wave to the grave.
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband or wife, hilarious birthday cards for best friends of opposite sex, cheeky adult greeting cards for couples or friends with good sense of humor, and more.
This is an awesome card. Going to give it to my husband for our anniversary. I assume it will render him speechless.😄
MY BOYFRIEND WOULDNT PUT IT DOWN FOR DAYS.
These cards are genius! Can't wait to send and can't wait for the reaction when it arrives! Easy transaction and fast service/shipping. THANK YOU!
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Whether you laugh with ‘em or laugh at ‘em, it’s best to be offensive together.