Want to make someone BUST… into laughter? Well this shocking greeting card featuring a dick in its final explosive moment of pleasure should do the trick.

The playful front design of this card featuring a mailbox with the words “YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED” is sure to keep the recipient clueless to the hilarious design that awaits them. Upon opening the card they will be greeted with an explosive cock literally popping straight off the paper.

Size queens may be a bit disappointed as this schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.

Perfect Gift For:
This funny penis pop up greeting card is a great gag gift for anyone you care about. Gift this card to anyone having a bachelorette party, birthday, playful anniversary card, or just to share a laugh with your great friends. Just remember, if they don’t like it “Fuck ‘em”.

Features:
Greeting Card Size: 5” X 7”
Envelope Size: 5” X 7”
Note Card Size: 4” X 6”

Jugs, knockers, melons, or boobies, no matter what you like to call ‘em we all know someone that loves ‘em.

The front cover of this boobie lovers greeting card has quite the arrangement of boob types on full display. As the recipient opens this card they will either break out into side splitting laughter, or start drooling over the set of knockers that will pop out at them.

Pro tip: Give this card a little wiggle and watch them tig ‘ol bitties jiggle.

Perfect Gift For:
This funny pop up greeting card is a great gag gift for anyone you care about. Gift this card to anyone having a bachelor party, birthday, playful anniversary card, or just to share a laugh with your great friends. Just remember, if they don’t like it “Fuck ‘em”.

Features:
Greeting Card Size: 5” X 7”
Envelope Size: 5” X 7”
Note Card Size: 4” X 6”