This cat needs a diapurr right meow.

Our hiss-terical pop up birthday card, Purrfect Day, is a cat lover’s weirdest dream come true. The front cover features a doe-eyed puss marginally interested in celebrating yet another birthday. It reads, “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.” The inside of the card continues, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!” This is where an enthusiastic 3D feline shows love the only way it knows how—by lifting tail and showing off its a**hole. Cat people know. Get a big laugh with this hilariously offensive birthday card.

9 out of 10 agree: It’s better to clean up confetti farts than tug clumpy rubber bands out their back door.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday cards for cat lovers & ladies, hilarious gag gift birthday cards for husband/wife, best impolite 3D joke greeting cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, happy fucking birthday for her/him, and more.

What’s inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: Text - “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.”
• Inside of card: Funny pop up cat farting confetti with text, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!”

The surprise dong seen ‘round the world.

Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you a BARRY Happy Birthday!” Upon opening this wonderfully inappropriate pop up card, the far-from-flacid meme, Wood Sitting on a Bed, grows from the center into a full, three dimensional view. Lucky for prudes, the man meat is censored. Get a triple-XL laugh with this gem of a greeting card.

If they know this man, this is a gold star gift.

Perfect Occasions:
Dirty birthday cards for best friend, gag gift for boyfriend/girlfriend, naughty cards for wife/husband, erotic penis cards for women/men, offensive card for him/her, adult joke dick card for any occasion, and more.

What’s inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: “I WOOD like to wish you a BARRY Happy Birthday!”
• Inside of card: Funny, pop up meme of naked man sitting on bed