Surprise the birthday boy or girl with a visit from the most talked-about commander-in-chief in recent history!

The front cover looks like a familiar campaign banner, boldly declaring, "MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN"—because who doesn’t need a little more greatness in their celebrations? Once opened, the card presents a 3D pop-up of President Donald Trump, taking center stage in the Oval Office standing proudly in front of the iconic flags! On the presidential desk, a birthday cake lights up with a flickering candle, adding a touch of festivity to this patriotic pop-up. But wait, there’s more! Just when you think the party couldn't get any better, you hear Trump's real voice delivering a birthday message that’s beautiful. 

Love him or hate him, you can't deny this card is going to be the yuuugest hit of the party.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday cards for political enthusiasts, humorous gag gift for Republicans or Democrats, birthday cards for Trump supporters or detractors, 3D greeting cards for friends, family, or colleagues who enjoy a laugh, and more.

What’s Inside:

• Card size: 5.5” x 8” (14cm x 20cm)
• Envelope size: 6” x 8.5” (15cm x 22cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: Text reads, “MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN”
• Inside of card: 3D pop-up Trump in the Oval Office with a light-up cake and real voice recording of a birthday message.

For the ones who still get a kick out of repositioning plastic reindeer in a humping position on the neighbor's lawn, this one's for you. 

Frosty the Snowman graces the front of this greeting card while spewing some seasonal optimism, but it seems this snowy sir was a little too overeager. Just as his face headed south for the winter, so did our maturity. While you may wanna hold back on those political opinions during Christmas dinner, don't hold back on the inevitable laughter that is sure to ensue upon witnessing this guy's phallic shaped sniffer find a new home below the belt.

But in all seriousness, can someone conduct a wellness check on Frosty's shriveled kibbles?

Perfect Occasions:
Dirty holiday cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, naughty Christmas cards for husband/wife, cheeky greeting cards for lovers, best 3D greeting cards for couples, mature 3D greeting cards for spouses and more… 

What's Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• "It's Going To Be A Great Christmas" on front cover of card
  
• Inside of card reveals 3D naughty snowman with pop up carrot dick