This cat needs a diapurr right meow.

Our hiss-terical pop up birthday card, Purrfect Day, is a cat lover’s weirdest dream come true. The front cover features a doe-eyed puss marginally interested in celebrating yet another birthday. It reads, “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.” The inside of the card continues, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!” This is where an enthusiastic 3D feline shows love the only way it knows how—by lifting tail and showing off its a**hole. Cat people know. Get a big laugh with this hilariously offensive birthday card.

9 out of 10 agree: It’s better to clean up confetti farts than tug clumpy rubber bands out their back door.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday cards for cat lovers & ladies, hilarious gag gift birthday cards for husband/wife, best impolite 3D joke greeting cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, happy fucking birthday for her/him, and more.

What’s inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: Text - “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.”
• Inside of card: Funny pop up cat farting confetti with text, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!”

Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future.

For Valentine’s Day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3D greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “Grow Old” card puts the naked truth about aging bush, butts and nuts on display. Who knew time and gravity could be so yum? As your better half opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll be touched by an elderly couple’s low-hanging, pop up private parts. Technically, your future private parts.

So, get a proper laugh out of your partner by showing them you don’t care if wrinkly nuts drag or milk bags sag. You’re ridin’ this wave to the grave.

Perfect Occasions:
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband or wife, hilarious birthday cards for best friends of opposite sex, cheeky adult greeting cards for couples or friends with good sense of humor, and more.

What’s Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Backside of old, naked couple on front cover
• Inside of card has full nude, elderly couple