Believe it or not, this short-armed theropod invented the bear hug.

This funny 3D greeting card is ideal for anyone you love more than yourself. The front cover features a sweet T-Rex saying “I love you this much!” The inside of this pop-up card is where the small-brained dinosaur’s creativity shines. Using two poles with hands to extend its reach, the T-Rex shows just how much love is in the air. The sand reads “always” and “forever”. You’re certain to show some love and get a much-deserved giggle.

Fun fact: This T-Rex acted in a little film that rhymes with Jurassic Clark.

Perfect occasions:

Cute birthday cards for him/her, thinking of you cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, cheeky anniversary cards for husband/wife, love-themed 3D pop-up greeting cards for friends, and more

What’s inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Notecard for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: T-Rex and “I love you this much!” message
• Inside of card: Pop up T-Rex holding arm extending poles

“I like him for his personality,” she says, buying condoms in bulk.

This cheeky 3D greeting card is perfect for the good hubbys and baes that know how to move those genetically impressive genitals. The front cover of our Eggplant Emoji pop-up card features a coy message, “I love you for your character”. Inside, the message continues, “...but that ‘D’ is a really huge bonus”. An eggplant erects from the centerfold illuminating the true intent of this card. Get a good laugh and let’s-do-it look with this funny card.

Nothing decryption required. Keep filling holes.

Perfect Occasions:

Dirty birthday cards for boyfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband, adult 3D greeting cards couples, inappropriate gag gifts for spouse, and more.

What’s inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: Text reads “I love you for your character”
• Inside of card: Pop up eggplant emoji w/ “but that ‘D’ is a really huge bonus”