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Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future.
For Valentine’s Day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3D greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “Grow Old” card puts the naked truth about aging bush, butts and nuts on display. Who knew time and gravity could be so yum? As your better half opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll be touched by an elderly couple’s low-hanging, pop up private parts. Technically, your future private parts.
So, get a proper laugh out of your partner by showing them you don’t care if wrinkly nuts drag or milk bags sag. You’re ridin’ this wave to the grave.
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband or wife, hilarious birthday cards for best friends of opposite sex, cheeky adult greeting cards for couples or friends with good sense of humor, and more.
Gotta blow money to make money.
Help a gambler celebrate aging with our “Hit the Jackpot” birthday card. The front cover features a slot machine in its most coveted form–triple 7’s. As the 3D greeting card is opened, a pop up hand will present that degenerate with some birthday cash.
Remember, if they win big, it’s proper etiquette to ask for a tip.
Funny birthday cards for gamblers and poker players, cheeky bachelor/bachelorette cards, adult 3D greeting card for boyfriend or girlfriend, inappropriate Anniversary card for husband, wife or spouse, and more.
Worth the money! This card is well made and hilarious! It's so good I almost don't want to give it away!
Best card ever 😁 I got one of these for my birthday, and I got "loads" more than I expected. Clever and original. I'll definitely be getting some in the future. If I had a kid, I'd make it their birthday card, "Happy birthday squirt!"
This is amazing! Such detail and literally looks like its squirting when you open. I love it!
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Whether you laugh with ‘em or laugh at ‘em, it’s best to be offensive together.