We wish you a merry Dickmas, we wish you a merry Dickmas, we wish you a merry Dickmas, and a huge D for New Years.

 That crazy D*ck lover will shoot you a naughty grin as soon as they put hands on this  “Merry Dickmas” card. Watch their jaw drop as they open this card which features a sexy Mrs. Clause topping her tree with a replica of Santas junk. Laugh with them when they notice the Dickmas Tree is decked out with Santas wrinkled jingle balls.

We have a sneaky suspicion that Santa has Mrs. Clause Dickmatized this year.

Perfect Occasions: 
There is only 1 occasion for this, and that's CHRISTMAS!! 

What's Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• “Merry DICKmas” on front cover
• Inside of card reveals 3D pop up Christmas tree decorated with penises and balls

Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.

Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.

Perfect Occasions:
Naughty birthday cards for girlfriend, erotic dick cards for women/men, dirty anniversary cards for wife/husband, gag gift for bachelorette/bachelor, rude card for baby shower, same penis forever sympathy card for her/him, adult joke penis card for any occasion, and more.

What's Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• “Your Package Has Arrived” on front cover
• Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis