Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.

Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.

Perfect Occasions:
Naughty birthday cards for girlfriend, erotic dick cards for women/men, dirty anniversary cards for wife/husband, gag gift for bachelorette/bachelor, rude card for baby shower, same penis forever sympathy card for her/him, adult joke penis card for any occasion, and more.

What's Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• “Your Package Has Arrived” on front cover
• Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis

Give a stoner the only thing sweeter than an apple bong...some dank ass ganja.

This 3D weed greeting card doesn’t bother hiding what’s inside. A big marijuana leaf on the front cover will have bud-lovers dry mouthing harder than Snoop staring at a stocked pantry. As the recipient opens this pop up 420 greeting card, a pot plant will seductively emerge from the centerfold... begging to be trimmed and smoked.

This card will give your pothead friend a big f***ing grin, and it won’t be their midday puff-puff talking either.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny weed greed card for stoners, pothead greeting card for brother or sister, weed-themed happy birthday card for boyfriend or girlfriend, drug-themed anniversary card for husband or wife, humorous 420 greeting card for friends, humorous gag gift for pot smokers, and more.

What’s Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Big marijuana leaf on front cover of card
• 3D pop up pot plant inside card

Give that bachelor the only thing better than a wife–a dark, humid room and fistful of singles.

The “Live Nudes” neon sign on the front cover of this 3D card lures any self-respecting heathen to open sesame. As they open your dirty pop up card, a topless stripper will climb the pole faster than a sh*tty DJ can introduce “California Diamond”. When the sinner on the receiving end of your comedic genius sees the inside of this card, they’re gonna laugh out loud or give the “let’s do bad things” look. Either way, you’re in for a night.

And remember, every dollar thrown on stage supports entrepreneurship. Make. It. Rain.

Perfect Occasions:
Gag gifts for bachelor, naughty birthday cards for boyfriend, dirty anniversary cards for husband, funny greeting card for him or her, adult 3D pop up cards for men or women, mature joke cards for man or woman, plus more.

What’s Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Classic “Live Nudes” neon sign on front cover
• Inside of card reveals 3D pop up stripper