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Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.
Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.
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Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future.
For Valentine’s Day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3D greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “Grow Old” card puts the naked truth about aging bush, butts and nuts on display. Who knew time and gravity could be so yum? As your better half opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll be touched by an elderly couple’s low-hanging, pop up private parts. Technically, your future private parts.
So, get a proper laugh out of your partner by showing them you don’t care if wrinkly nuts drag or milk bags sag. You’re ridin’ this wave to the grave.
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This is an awesome card. Going to give it to my husband for our anniversary. I assume it will render him speechless.😄
MY BOYFRIEND WOULDNT PUT IT DOWN FOR DAYS.
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