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Magical Dick Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

$10.00 USD

Oh, honey.

Give that sassy spitball the only thing they want more than to be cuddled...some magical dick!!! As this dirty 3D greeting card is opened with the fervor of a thousand queens, you can hear a barbershop quartet singing words of encouragement from a distance. This unicorn came to spray it’s amazing technicolor dreamspunk into existence.

Gender norms be damned, this is a cloud worth sharing.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny coming out cards, hilarious happy birthday cards for gay men, husband or boyfriend, dirty anniversary cards for women, girlfriend or wife, adult 3D greeting cards for LGBTQ+ best friends, hilarious gag gifts for trans friends, non-binary, he/him, she/her, they/them, and more.

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Image of a unicorn head
Inside of card: 3D unicorn with a magical dong"