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Thanks Mommaroo Funny 3D Mother's Day Card

$10.00 USD

POV: Picture the actual circumference of 10 centimeters. Now go hug your mother…

Not only did carrying undeserving offspring require nine months of sobriety, but also the inability to fit into a pair of pants and a perpetual burning sensation ignited in mom’s nether region. The front cover of this 3D card features the most thanks mom will ever receive in her childbearing lifetime. Inside the card reads, “Sorry for destroying your down under” and features a beaten down mama kangaroo whose cookie has crumbled alongside her sanity.

“She who broketh her beloved birthing box shall deserveth all of the things.” – Fallopians 3:12

Perfect Occasions:
Funny Mother’s Day cards for wife, 3D greeting card for spouse or girlfriend, best pop-up cards for mothers, 3D pop-up Mother’s Day cards for new mom and more…

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Floral wreath with text, “Thanks, mom!”
Inside of card: 3D pop-up kangaroo with “Sorry for destroying your down under” text