• A pop-up card with a 3D pink and red worm ( DICK ) -like figure sits next to a blue card featuring an illustration of a mailbox with a package inside. The text on the blue card reads YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED!
  • A pop-up art piece features a large, pink, cartoonish phallic object with a glossy texture, positioned over an illustrated page. The page shows a partially unzipped pair of pants with red hearts around it, creating a suggestive and humorous visual.
  • A greeting card features a minimalist illustration of a mailbox with its red flag up, a small brown package inside, and the text YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED! in bold black letters below, all set against a light blue background.
  • A person holds an open pop-up card featuring a 3D cartoonish phallic object with a humorous design. The card displays a partially unzipped pair of pants with red hearts, and the object emerges from the card, creating a playful scene.
  • A person is writing on a note card next to a pop-up greeting card featuring a pink and red worm ( D I C K ) - like figure emerging from an illustrated background. The focus is on the card and the writing hand.
  • A person writes a message on a notepaper that reads Happy Birthday, You Are Amazing with an envelope nearby on the table. The envelope is labeled as 7 inches wide and 5 inches tall, and the notepaper is from DirtyPop, adding a personalized touch
  • A collection of colorful and humorous pop-up greeting cards displayed on a white cabinet, with the slogan Everyday Cards for Your Kind of People above them. Hashtags #ShareALaugh and #DPC are also featured, along with a vase of flowers
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Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.

Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.

Perfect Occasions:
Naughty birthday cards for girlfriend, erotic dick cards for women/men, dirty anniversary cards for wife/husband, gag gift for bachelorette/bachelor, rude card for baby shower, same penis forever sympathy card for her/him, adult joke penis card for any occasion, and more.

What's Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • “Your Package Has Arrived” on front cover
  • Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis

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