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Naughty Knockers

Naughty Knockers

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Give that motorboatin’ son-of-a-bitch a funny boner.

The outside of this naughty 3D boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans. When the tongue-dragging drooler opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll weep tears of joy as they stare into these two majestic pop up melons. How do we know they’ll love this card? They’re f***ing boobs. Praise be.

Take that boob-lover to church with this adult greeting card.

Perfect Occasions: 
Naughty happy birthday card for boyfriend, adult gag gifts for bachelor, dirty anniversary card for husband, baby shower card for friends, 3D joke card for him or her, sexy greeting card for men/man, and so much more.

What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • 6 illustrated boob-types on front cover of card
  • Naked, 3D pop up breasts on inside of card

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The image shows an open pop-up card with a 3D illustration of breasts, featuring layered paper elements and pink nipples, displayed on a wooden surface. Pink heart-shaped confetti is scattered around the card, which reads Happy Birthday!
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