Mature Snowman

For the ones who still get a kick out of repositioning plastic reindeer in a humping position on the neighbor's lawn, this one's for you.

Frosty the Snowman graces the front of this greeting card while spewing some seasonal optimism, but it seems this snowy sir was a little too overeager. Just as his face headed south for the winter, so did our maturity. While you may wanna hold back on those political opinions during Christmas dinner, don't hold back on the inevitable laughter that is sure to ensue upon witnessing this guy's phallic shaped sniffer find a new home below the belt.

But in all seriousness, can someone conduct a wellness check on Frosty's shriveled kibbles?

Perfect Occasions: Dirty holiday cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, naughty Christmas cards for husband/wife, cheeky greeting cards for lovers, best 3D greeting cards for couples, mature 3D greeting cards for spouses and more… 

What's Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• "It's Going To Be A Great Christmas" on front cover of card
  
• Inside of card reveals 3D naughty snowman with pop up carrot dick