• A colorful pop-up card featuring a bouquet with playful, abstract shapes resembling phallic symbols in various skin tones, surrounded by green leaves and wrapped in a purple paper with a pink and yellow striped bow.
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  • A person writes a message on a notepaper that reads Happy Birthday, You Are Amazing, with an envelope nearby on the table. The envelope is labeled as 7 inches wide and 5 inches tall, and the notepaper is from DirtyPop, adding a personalized touch
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Bouquet of Dicks

Bouquet of Dicks

$10.00 USD
$10.00 USD
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15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon...

More penis puns...coming. Our Dick Bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your Valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3D greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...packages. As your “honey” opens this flowery surprise, a full collection of multi-directional, 3D ween will burst from the centerfold.

If you want to get past 3rd base, send this instead of another eggplant emoji.

Perfect Occasions:
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband or wife, adult 3D greeting cards couples, cheeky gag gifts for spouse, and more.

What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • Bouquet of dicks on front cover
  • Inside of card has several pop up penises

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A colorful pop-up card featuring a bouquet with playful, abstract shapes resembling phallic symbols in various skin tones, surrounded by green leaves and wrapped in a purple paper with a pink and yellow striped bow.
Bouquet of DicksDP1012
Bouquet of DicksDP1012
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A 3D pop-up card with a bouquet design featuring green leaves and stylized pink and brown flowers, wrapped in pink paper with white patterns and tied with a purple and yellow ribbon
Bouquet of ClitsDP1049
Bouquet of ClitsDP1049
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