Back In 1992 3D Birthday Card
|Thirty, flirty, and… hardly thriving.
Welcome to 30; when hangovers last 48 hours, you have upstairs AND downstairs Advil, and that chronic pain will forever live rent free in your lower back. ‘92 was a kick-ass year filled with affordable housing and “Baby Got Back” when all baby got was COVID 30 years later. The outside of this 3D card reads, “Back in 1992,” but the actual Great Depression sets in once peeking inside and realizing that Boomers were never faced with deciding between a tank of gas or a week’s worth of groceries.
Pro tip to avoid existential crisis: Pair this card with a Xanny, and you’ve got yourself a celebration.
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Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Text reading, “Back in 1992”
Inside of card: 3D balloons and year “1992” with memorable facts and statistics