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Dirty Thirty

$10.00 USD

Celebrate their 2nd annual 29th birthday in style.

“29 + 1” is a hilarious 3D greeting card for any 30-year-old wishing they could drink all night… from the fountain of youth. The front cover features a purple brick wall and bright pink neon sign that reads, “You’re 29 +”. The inside reveals the extra “+ 1” in the form of an offensive, gravity-defiant middle finger — unlike other parts — and “Happy 30th Birthday” message. Get them to spit that vino right out their nose with this rude, yet somehow endearing bday card.

If you take ‘em out past bed-o-clock, make sure they take their multivitamin.

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What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • Front cover: Pink neon sign reads, “You’re 29+”
  • Inside of card: 3D pop up middle finger w/ “Happy 30th Birthday!”