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FREE - Hey, Fuck You Inappropriate 3D Insult Card - FREE

$12.99 USD

DISCLAIMER: This card was assembled backward. Upon opening the card, you will be greeted with the back of the hand, NOT the front. Our mistake is your reward. Happy insulting! 

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Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude  f**kers on your level.

Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3D joke card. A very loud “Hey!” on the front cover of this offensive greeting card gets the attention of any idiot. As  the dumbass reading this card grins with anticipation, watch gleefully as this it delivers it’s rudest blow–a shocking pop up middle finger that says “f**k you” in no uncertain terms. Trust...you’ll get the jaw-dropping gasp you’re after.

If they don’t like your card (they will), tell ‘em they can sit on it (they *probably* won’t).

Perfect Occasions:
Happy fucking birthday for best friend, funny anniversary card for husband or wife, inappropriate breakup card for ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, rude greeting card for him or her, offensive greeting card for men/man or women/woman, anonymous prank card, impolite gag gift for newlyweds, and more.

 

What's Inside: 

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • “Hey!” printed in loud font on front cover
  • Inside of card reveals 3D pop up middle finger