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Martini Doll Inappropriate Card

$10.00 USD

This greeting card, brought to by James Bond’s tuxedo.

Get a big smile and sloppy cheers out of that clumsy drunk in your life. The front cover of our Dirty Martini greeting card features a well-balanced mix of gin, vermouth and anticipatory binge drinking. Inside, there’s a half-naked lady taking a fancy booze bath while making it rain champagne across her ample bosom.

Nothing gets a laugh better than this class in a martini glass.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny cards for bachelor or bachelorette, dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, adult 3D greeting cards for husband or wife, cheeky birthday cards for friends, best gag gifts for spouse, and more.

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Martini with olives on front cover
Inside of card: 3D lady bathing in booze