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Barry Wood Birthday

$10.00 USD

The surprise dong seen ‘round the world.

Now in a hilarious, 3D joke birthday card, Rick Roll your friends better than Rick Astley ever could. The front cover offers the celebratory message to the birthday boy or girl, “I WOOD like to wish you a BARRY Happy Birthday!” Upon opening this wonderfully inappropriate pop up card, the far-from-flacid meme, Wood Sitting on a Bed, grows from the center into a full, three dimensional view. Lucky for prudes, the man meat is censored. Get a triple-XL laugh with this gem of a greeting card.

If they know this man, this is a gold star gift.

Perfect Occasions: Dirty birthday cards for best friend, gag gift for boyfriend/girlfriend, naughty cards for wife/husband, erotic penis cards for women/men, offensive card for him/her, adult joke dick card for any occasion, and more.

What’s Inside:

  • Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
  • Front cover: “I WOOD like to wish you a BARRY Happy Birthday!”
  • Inside of card: Funny, pop up meme of naked man sitting on bed