This cat needs a diapurr right meow.

Our hiss-terical pop up birthday card, Purrfect Day, is a cat lover’s weirdest dream come true. The front cover features a doe-eyed puss marginally interested in celebrating yet another birthday. It reads, “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.” The inside of the card continues, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!” This is where an enthusiastic 3D feline shows love the only way it knows how—by lifting tail and showing off its a**hole. Cat people know. Get a big laugh with this hilariously offensive birthday card.

9 out of 10 agree: It’s better to clean up confetti farts than tug clumpy rubber bands out their back door.

Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday cards for cat lovers & ladies, hilarious gag gift birthday cards for husband/wife, best impolite 3D joke greeting cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, happy fucking birthday for her/him, and more.

What’s Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: Text - “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.”
• Inside of card: Funny pop up cat farting confetti with text, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!”

Some people bring joy into your life—others bring chaos, sASS, and confetti!

The front of this cheeky card features an innocent-looking donkey with the message: “You’re My Favorite Pain in the…” But open it up, and surprise—this lovable little troublemaker is proudly flashing its backside with a colorful explosion of confetti! Set against a playful picnic scene with scattered treats and hearts, this card is the perfect mix of sweet and ridiculous for the person who knows exactly how to push your buttons—but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Because life would be boring without a little mess… and you!

Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday cards for anyone who drives you just the right amount of crazy. A playful Valentine’s Day or anniversary card for partners who love to joke. Great for best friends, siblings, or anyone who makes life a little louder, funnier, and more entertaining.

What’s Inside:

• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• Front cover: “You’re My Favorite Pain in the…” with an adorable donkey
• Inside pop-up: A happy donkey flashing its backside with confetti bursting out