{"title":"All","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"package-arrived-inappropriate-dick-card","title":"Package Arrived","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBe a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSize queens may be a bit disappointed though. This schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNaughty birthday cards for girlfriend, erotic dick cards for women\/men, dirty anniversary cards for wife\/husband, gag gift for bachelorette\/bachelor, rude card for baby shower, same penis forever sympathy card for her\/him, adult joke penis card for any occasion, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e“Your Package Has Arrived” on front cover\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card reveals 3D pop up penis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":46888304378099,"sku":"DP1001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown","offer_id":46888304410867,"sku":"DP1019","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/files\/7-package-arrived.png?v=1698098164"},{"product_id":"naughty-knockers-inappropriate-3d-boobs-card","title":"Naughty Knockers","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGive that motorboatin’ son-of-a-bitch a funny boner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe outside of this naughty 3D boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans. When the tongue-dragging drooler opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll weep tears of joy as they stare into these two majestic pop up melons. How do we know they’ll love this card? They’re f***ing boobs. Praise be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTake that boob-lover to church with this adult greeting card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNaughty happy birthday card for boyfriend, adult gag gifts for bachelor, dirty anniversary card for husband, baby shower card for friends, 3D joke card for him or her, sexy greeting card for men\/man, and so much more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e6 illustrated boob-types on front cover of card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNaked, 3D pop up breasts on inside of card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":46888314470643,"sku":"DP1002","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown","offer_id":46888314503411,"sku":"DP1020","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/products\/DP002_InsideZoomIn.png?v=1629927597"},{"product_id":"old-fart-funny-birthday-card","title":"Old Fart","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGive that old asshole a big laugh for their millionth birthday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen they open this 3D joke card, a nasty old man drops his old man pants. He then fires off a toxic cloud of ass gas, wiping out a field of innocent sunflowers. Thank f**k this “getting older” greeting card isn’t scratch ‘n’ sniff. The front cover of this pop up card says “Happy Birthday” in a green, gassy font. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe crop-dusting fossil who opens this funny birthday card will get weirdly high on you calling out their trail of methane.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFunny birthday card for husband, 40th\/50th\/60th\/70th birthday card for dad, dirty anniversary cards, inappropriate birthday cards for grandpa\/grandma, rude happy birthday card for men\/man or women\/woman, gag gift ideas for him\/her, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGassy happy bday message on front\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card is a pop up old man farting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36052207698087,"sku":"DP1006","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/files\/2a_Main_Close_Up_DP1006.png?v=1725941278"},{"product_id":"hey-fuck-you-inappropriate-3d-insult-card","title":"Hey, Fuck You","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEveryone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude  f**kers on your level.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWell, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3D joke card. A very loud “Hey!” on the front cover of this offensive greeting card gets the attention of any idiot. As  the dumbass reading this card grins with anticipation, watch gleefully as this it delivers it’s rudest blow–a shocking pop up middle finger that says “f**k you” in no uncertain terms. Trust...you’ll get the jaw-dropping gasp you’re after.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf they don’t like your card (they will), tell ‘em they can sit on it (they *probably* won’t).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHappy fucking birthday for best friend, funny anniversary card for husband or wife, inappropriate breakup card for ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, rude greeting card for him or her, offensive greeting card for men\/man or women\/woman, anonymous prank card, impolite gag gift for newlyweds, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's Inside: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e“Hey!” printed in loud font on front cover\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card reveals 3D pop up middle finger\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36454738559143,"sku":"DP1013","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/products\/DP1013_Inside_FuckYouFinger_Zoomed.png?v=1629844987"},{"product_id":"pot-plant-3d-drugs-themed-card","title":"Pot Plant","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGive a stoner the only thing sweeter than an apple bong...some dank ass ganja.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis 3D weed greeting card doesn’t bother hiding what’s inside. A big marijuana leaf on the front cover will have bud-lovers dry mouthing harder than Snoop staring at a stocked pantry. 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The front cover features an illustrated bong in the famous Rastafarian colors–green, yellow and red. As that trusty pothead opens your pop up card, a nug-loaded bubbler will rise from the centerfold like a phoenix from Jamaican bong water. Could you be loved? Give ‘em this 3D card and ya, mon. 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Get a triple-XL laugh with this gem of a greeting card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf they know this man, this is a gold star gift.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDirty birthday cards for best friend, gag gift for boyfriend\/girlfriend, naughty cards for wife\/husband, erotic penis cards for women\/men, offensive card for him\/her, adult joke dick card for any occasion, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFront cover: “I WOOD like to wish you a BARRY Happy Birthday!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card: Funny, pop up meme of naked man sitting on bed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40843846779047,"sku":"DP1026","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/files\/1c-BarryWood.png?v=1702665737"},{"product_id":"holy-crap-you-re-old-inappropriate-3d-greeting-card","title":"Holy Crap You’re Old","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eTo Whom Sh*t May Concern:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHoly Crap You’re Old is a hilarious 3D birthday card for the aging turd you’d give your favorite toilet seat to. 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For the love of Saint Stool, give the birthday king or queen what they deserve—a proper sh*ts ‘n’ giggles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNow you can be the boss of bowels \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eand \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ebirthday cards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFunny birthday cards for best friend, hilarious adult birthday cards for husband\/wife, humorous 3D joke cards for boyfriend\/girlfriend, best birthday cards for old people, 30th\/40th\/50th\/60th\/70th, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFront cover: Text reads, “Holy Crap You’re Old”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card: Text reads, “But you’re still the shit” with pop up rainbow shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40853901607079,"sku":"DP1033","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/files\/1c-HolyCrap.png?v=1702664796"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-prick-birthday-3d-greeting-card","title":"Happy Birthday Prick","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMust…...protect...ego...at all…….cost.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHappy Birthday Prick is a hysterical 3D greeting card celebrating the offensive ash-hole who likes to swing big prick energy around a room. The front cover reads, “Happy Birthday Prick”. The inside features a pop up desert cactus wearing a cone hat while holding a birthday balloon. No surprise here—that balloon is being popped like the spirit of those within this button-pusher’s reach. Give the giggly prick something to laugh at other than you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eStrict social distancing recommended with this thorny insult factory.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFunny birthday cards for friend, rude birthday cards for him\/her, best offensive greeting cards for husband\/wife, best insulting birthday cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFront cover: Text reads, “Happy Birthday Prick”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card: Pop up desert cactus w\/ popping bday balloon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40853986115751,"sku":"DP1031","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/files\/1c-birthday-prick.png?v=1702666008"},{"product_id":"unicorn-stripper-funny-3d-greeting-card","title":"Dancing Unicorn","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eTurn that town upside down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis hilarious 3D greeting card is for your favorite, horned up show off. Unicorn Stripper is here to celebrate good times, c’mon. The front cover features the saddest damn donkey with “Other people” written above it. The inside is where the dumb donkeys move over for pole dancing queens. A pop up unicorn shows off its sexiest stomps as it trots around a 3D stripper pole with pride. Give ‘em this colorful gem and they’ll laugh harder than a horse kicks from a surprise slap on the ass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDJ, fire up my mixtape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFunny birthday cards for best friend, hilarious greeting cards for bachelorette\/bachelor, best humor 3D joke greeting cards for boyfriend\/girlfriend, milestone birthday cards for 30th\/40th\/50th\/60th\/70th him\/her, happy birthday bitch cards for girlfriend, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFront cover: Sad donkey celebrates with text, “Other people”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card: Funny pop up Unicorn Stripper on pole\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40854070100135,"sku":"DP1029","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/files\/7-UnicornStripper.png?v=1702672722"},{"product_id":"purrfect-birthday-funny-3d-greeting-card","title":"Purrfect Birthday","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis cat needs a diapurr right meow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOur hiss-terical pop up birthday card, Purrfect Day, is a cat lover’s weirdest dream come true. The front cover features a doe-eyed puss marginally interested in celebrating yet another birthday. It reads, “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.” The inside of the card continues, “#5 cares too much. Have a purr-fect birthday!” This is where an enthusiastic 3D feline shows love the only way it knows how—by lifting tail and showing off its a**hole. Cat people know. Get a big laugh with this hilariously offensive birthday card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e9 out of 10 agree: It’s better to clean up confetti farts than tug clumpy rubber bands out their back door.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFunny birthday cards for cat lovers \u0026amp; ladies, hilarious gag gift birthday cards for husband\/wife, best impolite 3D joke greeting cards for boyfriend\/girlfriend, happy fucking birthday for her\/him, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFront cover: Text - “4 out of 5 cats don’t care that it’s your birthday.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card: Funny pop up cat farting confetti with text, “#5 cares too much. 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The front cover features a purple brick wall and bright pink neon sign that reads, “You’re 29 +”. The inside reveals the extra “+ 1” in the form of an offensive, gravity-defiant middle finger — unlike other parts — and “Happy 30th Birthday” message. 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The front cover features the text, “I’m so glad I swiped right,” with a little cupid’s arrow. The inside of this funny and sweet card continues, “And found my perfect match,” with a pop up matchbox with two matches holding hands—both happily sharing their flames. Get your bae-from-the-internet to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eawww\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e the same way you feel every time you look at them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eShout out to the good people who turned dating into algorithmically-guided window shopping. 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There’s a little slot in there so you can give that free-spirited cash saver a little somethin’ for their piggy bank.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNow go on, make someone happy as a pig in sh*t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e*can replace w\/ “mud” if wanting to tone it down\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ci data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFunny birthday cards for friend\/kids\/siblings\/coworker, hilarious birthday cards for boyfriend\/girlfriend, best 3D greeting cards for him\/her, cute bday cards for husband\/wife, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFront cover: Pig flying through sky with help of balloons\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card: Pop up pig with “Happy Birthday” banner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40854608838823,"sku":"DP1032","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/products\/DP1032_PiggyBank_ListingImages_RightAnglePopUp.png?v=1628040897"},{"product_id":"it-s-peachy-inappropriate-3d-greeting-card","title":"It’s Peachy","description":"\u003cp\u003eWith all due respect, please back dat ass up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s Peachy is a cheeky 3D greeting card that celebrates the backside you love to make jiggle. 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They’re gonna enjoy walkin’ that bodacious booty right into your hands when you drop this sex-infused card in their lap.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRemember, you get a bite when they say you get a bite.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eFunny sex-themed cards for boyfriend\/girlfriend, hilarious adult birthday cards for partner\/lover, best cheeky 3D Valentine’s Day cards for him\/her, sexy Anniversary cards for husband\/wife, and more.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFront cover: Text reads, “I love touching your butt”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card: Pop up peach emoji with text, “It’s a real peach”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41925811929331,"sku":"DP1037","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/files\/1c-peachy.png?v=1702664938"},{"product_id":"ho-ho-ho-funny-christmas-card","title":"Ho Ho Ho","description":"\u003cp\u003eEver wonder why old St. Nick is perpetually jolly all year round? \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePut it this way: The Mrs. is at home tending to the elves while Santa roams the night sky chanting, \"Ho Ho Ho\" as he delivers a special package. Need we explain further? But if you're also feeling ho-ho-horny and in need of some tinsel tail, let these 3 hoes help you ring in the holiday spirit. You'll soon believe in magic with this promiscuous pop up surprise that truly is the gift that keeps on giving. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is one special delivery that is sure to keep his pole pointed North!\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThere is only 1 occasion for this, and that's CHRISTMAS!! \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat's Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNote card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e“HO HO HO” on front cover\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInside of card reveals 3D pop up 3 girls dressed in Mrs. Claus outfits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42072158929139,"sku":"DP1039","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/files\/7-ho-ho-ho.png?v=1702677946"},{"product_id":"mature-snowman-funny-christmas-card","title":"Mature Snowman","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the ones who still get a kick out of repositioning plastic reindeer in a humping position on the neighbor's lawn, this one's for you. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFrosty the Snowman graces the front of this greeting card while spewing some seasonal optimism, but it seems this snowy sir was a little too overeager. 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Just like the perfect stuffed-crust slice, the front cover may convey a hardened exterior, asking, “You wanna pizza me?” but on the inside, the cheesy affection comes oozing out with one final declaration: “Because I wanna give you a pizza my heart.” The pop-up pizza simply “kneads” a little love, offering up its whole heart and a supreme smile that would make just about anyone melt… \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith such slick delivery, you’re bound to get that *good* tip tonight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eCute greeting cards for boyfriend\/girlfriend, funny anniversary cards for husband\/wife, cheeky Valentine’s Day cards for lovers, best 3D greeting cards for husband\/wife, humorous pop up cards for food lovers and more… \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat’s Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNotecard for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\"You wanna pizza me?\" on front cover of card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e3D pop up pizza slice on inside of card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DPC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42191734046963,"sku":"DP1042","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0410\/5653\/4695\/files\/7-pizza-lover.png?v=1702683129"},{"product_id":"naughty-hearts-inappropriate-3d-greeting-card","title":"Naughty Hearts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eTake an \"EAT ME\" treat out of the box and cure those cunnilingus cravings with what's inside her box. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTake things from \"BE MINE\" to \"69\" and let your mouth do all the talking as these dirty-minded morsels emerge in 3D fashion and tease those taste buds. Use one of these X-rated conversation starters to help guide you to the finish line for that special occasion (or just your average Tuesday). Speaking of finishing, there's no need to stall any longer with a forthright phrase as inviting as, \"Let's Get Naked...\" \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLife's too short to beat around the bush. 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